Tom Lehrer is my new hero... And by new hero, I mean I've loved him since forever, just never really told anyone.
Go download these songs, illegally of course:
"pollution"-Tom Lehrer
"poisoning pigeons"-Tom Lehrer
"The elements"-Tom Lehrer
"Wernher Von Braun"-Tom Lehrer
"Lobachevsky"-Tom Lehrer
HE'S A GENIUS!!!!
...Oh, my other hero is Kelsey...
She's an attractive genius... Which makes her so much better then Tom Lehrer, so go listen to Kelsey if you're not going to download those songs.